We've now entered my favourite month because my birthday falls in this month. A week before entering this month, I got an email with the following letter. I wasn't expecting it this year you see because it came last year and it only comes every two years (i.e. year 2006 and 2008). Anyway, the deadline is on Monday and I already have in mind two out of the three items that I must list down. I'm not sure what to write for the RM 500 to RM 1000 category. Any ideas?
P/S: I can't believe the letter said that this 'THREE-O-FUND' is for OLD and HELPLESS people! I don't feel old even if I am entering 'the Three Series' as they call it.
******The letter I received******
Prop J.D. Bubutov BhD FBEng FDFundE
Chief Executive Officer,
B-day Fund International Ltd.,
PO Box, 66666, Moscow, Russia.
Date: 24th November 2009
Anisa
No XX, Jalan SSX/XX, 4XX00, PJ,
Selangor, Malaysia.
Dear Anisa,
‘THREE-O-FUND’ allocation for your birthday in 2009
Greetings from Bday Fund International!
For your information, although the rule is that we contact you once every two years (first was 2006, then 2008) we do have a special allocation fund called the ‘THREE-O-FUND’ for the people who turns 30.
Our main aim is that, in a way, this should help relieve their anxiety in becoming OLD and HOPELESS.
It gives me great pleasure to announce the following THREE-O-FUND for you. The followings are steps to claim your THREE-O-FUND allocation:
1. Please send an email to our coordinator in Malaysia and list THREE Items that you want the most for your upcoming Birthday.
2. The requirement is that the THREE ITEMS must contain:
i. Item 1: Cost between RM 1000- RM 2000
ii. Item 2: Cost between RM 500- RM 1000
iii. Item 3: Cost between RM 0 – RM 500
3. The B-day fund Board of Directors will choose TWO OUT OF THREE items for your presents.
4. In addition, there will be a mystery gift which will depend on your local coordinator. Upon receiving your reply, your coordinator will ask you THREE questions. Correct answer for ALL these THREE questions will entitle you to a gift which, in many previous cases, is more substantial than the ones requested.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
• Please bear in mind that You must name ALL THE ITEMS by the deadline, or the offer will be void.
• You are not allowed to ask your B-day fund coordinator to get some ideas on the list, or the offer will be void. You may consult your friends and families.
• The B-day fund coordinator will bring the presents to you in a number of ways around your birthday. You are not allowed to ask how.
• You are required to reply to this email with list not later than 9.00 am Monday, 7th December 2009. Should you fail to do so, this offer will be automatically void.
Your B-Day fund coordinator whom you need to reply this email to, is:
xyz, PhD CEng MIMechE BBEng BDFundE,
Email: xyz@BDayFund.com.my
We wish you a very pleasant year ahead, and have a nice 30th birthday,
______________________
Prop J.D. Bubutov BhD FBEng FDFundE
-B-Day Fund, making dreams come true for hopeless people -
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